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Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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