No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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