No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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