and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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