Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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