just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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