STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Too much gin, very little bucket
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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