we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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