Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
