So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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