She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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