Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
