the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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