Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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