I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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