Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I cut my penus on the lid.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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