Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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