And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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