I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
