You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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