I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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