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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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