love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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