HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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