dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
stop calling my apartment porn island.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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