what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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