There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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