Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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