Nicole vs. Life
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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