I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
i think i just lost a toe
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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