who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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