WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
