you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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