Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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