True but thats because hes a fetus.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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