As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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