Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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