I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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