I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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