SEEEEXXX PLEASE
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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