if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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