Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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