I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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