Who did Billy Mays play for?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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