Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
we're making bets on your personal life
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
its liver damage thursday
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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