I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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