On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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