i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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