Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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