Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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