So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
