I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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