i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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