You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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